The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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