I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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