New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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