Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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