You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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