We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize