He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
