I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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