Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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