I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
A+ Viking dick
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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