we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
if only i could text you this smell
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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