yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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