I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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