Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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