I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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