the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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