Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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