I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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