using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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