There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I wear drunk well.
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