Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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