she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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