I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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