Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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