hell yes lets make some ravioli
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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