The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
