I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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