I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I need a hoe opinion
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