Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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