shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i think i just lost a toe
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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