your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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