so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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