Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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