Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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