im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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