I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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