so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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