He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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