you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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