I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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