u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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