so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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