Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
