just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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