im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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