I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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