"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?