So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
