I wish you could order shots online.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
