just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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