from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Of course I have a pirate flag
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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