Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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