Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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