does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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