He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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