Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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