You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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