why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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